You need a Short Sunderland.
Not easy to buy a flying one though...
Easier than buying a Lun class Ekranoplan, which is what I'd want. Along with a Klein International blue suit and a Jankel armoured Hilux for the full Hubertus Bigend schtick.
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Not easy to buy a flying one though...