Orient Express - Cheap Chinese Rims / Wheels / Forks / Frames / Cranks / Etc

Ultra-cheap saddle that isn't:

1. fake Fizik or something (increased chance of theft - I want no-name brands)
   
2. made out of an extraordinary amount of padding
   
3. likely to sodomise me?
   
   

Someone posted this one in the past, I like the sound of no egg hurts

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Lightweight-Bicycle-Saddle-Cushion-Cycling-Saddle-Part-Soft-Front-Seat-Cushion-Comfortable-Bicycle-Seat-Pad-for/32818691303.html

Edit: forgot to mention, I want all black as best as possible. Am I better off looking for something on eBay?