• Whoever decided on the phrase ‘mandatory cycle lane’ needs a slap for the amount of grief it causes.

    It’s mandatory that you fuck off out of my cycle lane, not that I have to be in it.

    I blame @Oliver Schick

  • Yeah, I've had a few shouting matches with people trying to tell me I should be using a bike lane.

    "I'm not even fucking from here and I know more about your Highway Code!" is often heard emanating from my mouth in between "Cunt" and "shit for brains" and "open your fucking door and have a go"

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