• "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"

    Works for me.

  • Whoever decided on the phrase ‘mandatory cycle lane’ needs a slap for the amount of grief it causes.

    It’s mandatory that you fuck off out of my cycle lane, not that I have to be in it.

    I blame @Oliver Schick

  • Yeah, I've had a few shouting matches with people trying to tell me I should be using a bike lane.

    "I'm not even fucking from here and I know more about your Highway Code!" is often heard emanating from my mouth in between "Cunt" and "shit for brains" and "open your fucking door and have a go"

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