A white BMW, angry at me for riding in the primary position even though there was a giant green
fucking "sharrow" that I was riding directly over sped by me honking and brushing my sleeve with his dumb car. It was even a fucking 4 lane street and the lane next to me was empty. It has been hours and I am still mad.
Then, a little later, I had to dodge a dude on an electric monowheel thing who was wobbling around while smoking a vape. He also had a neckbeard so I guess he was going for the trifecta. I almost respect his hustle.
EDIT: I just realized that he did not have a fedora but instead a skate helmet. He should have had one of those fedora helmets (m'cyclist). I am sure he was one of those fedora helmets.
Dude, today's commute orz
A white BMW, angry at me for riding in the primary position even though there was a giant green
fucking "sharrow" that I was riding directly over sped by me honking and brushing my sleeve with his dumb car. It was even a fucking 4 lane street and the lane next to me was empty. It has been hours and I am still mad.
Then, a little later, I had to dodge a dude on an electric monowheel thing who was wobbling around while smoking a vape. He also had a neckbeard so I guess he was going for the trifecta. I almost respect his hustle.
EDIT: I just realized that he did not have a fedora but instead a skate helmet. He should have had one of those fedora helmets (m'cyclist). I am sure he was one of those fedora helmets.