• I tend to use bike lanes even when they are a bit shit for exactly this reason.

    Is almost impossible to convey to someone that hasn’t cycled since they were a kid why riding in the main carriageway might be preferable.

  • "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"
    "Learn the fucking highway code you cunt!"

    Works for me.

  • Whoever decided on the phrase ‘mandatory cycle lane’ needs a slap for the amount of grief it causes.

    It’s mandatory that you fuck off out of my cycle lane, not that I have to be in it.

    I blame @Oliver Schick

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