I hate

Hmmm

Hmmm indeed

With a twist of lemon

Is that when you take a photo and post a pic to social media?

Edited, as I got the reference wrong...

What would you do if this happened when the person in front ordered a coffee?

https://youtu.be/fl8hPfs3o8c

Ha! I was enthusing about this to someone the other day. Such a remarkable lack of self-awareness going on there. Also, don't fucking skate in to my coffee shop!

Three tablespoons, just three tablespoons.
Three tablespoons, just three tablespoons.

It makes me loathe myself for liking coffee.

#collectiveresponsibility

"Fake followers" is taken, so is there a term for real people who just hired some firm to subscribe them to other people's social media accounts in the hope that some of those people will notice, take a look and then buy their book/porn-photos/motivational-course ?

Other than Cunts.

And tie-die

fuck my blackened soul, but that extinction level event meteor can't come soon enough.

A shill? If they're passive about it then they're a plant.

Appropriate response is appropriate

No, this is a real person promoting themselves or their own business; the cunt just hires a service that builds a list of people who might be interested in the cunt's business and does the grunt-work of having the cunt's account follow everybody on that list.

Shills are covertly working for somebody else. These days, if you see a random stranger following you on social media, they're often real and promoting themselves.

Those reactalite whatever they're called specs. The ones that dim in the sun, makes you look shifty.

Shifty looking cunts.

p3do spex.

^agreed

John Virgo

We shared use of a zebra crossing once. It was a special moment and I'd ask you not to sour it for me.

Fucking jobsworth pricks. Don't tell me you have a duty of care to your patients as an excuse for being deliberately difficult in refusing to give otherwise disclosable information.

GDPR innit.

My turn : GDPR innit.

Mate....

Mate.

Queue jumping arses, of you see a half a mile long queue on one lane you know very well there's something, so taking the inside lane very late just before roadworks barrier is not an innocent mistake.

And the people that let them in, DONT let them in FFS!

The other way to look at it is - if they wanted everyone to drive in the nearside lane where you would like them to they would have started the cones earlier. If a usable lane exists you should use it then merge in turn at the obstruction.

Basically there’s an understanding that no ones going to be up for merging in turn as that would involve a collective, courteous attitude we don’t posses. So, being realists, we form one queue, wether it makes sense to or not, which at least is compatible with our ‘me first, fuck everyone else’ style of driving.

And we all love a queue right?

It's as English as bowler hats, cups of tea and thinly veiled racism.