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Can't remember a last four of the Champions League with teams this poor.

That game was total dogshit

Given your comments on the last page, posts #142587 and 88, hard to see why anyone else would be supporting your shower

Watched a Mo Salah Youtube comp of his 2017/18 goals and watching the first 3-4 lucky deflections and rebound tap-ins evolve into utter goalbang mayhem is great

I'd like to think that if Liverpool got to the final then fans of all English clubs will be supporting them.

And you're normally so supportive of other English teams, I don't see how this won't happen...

No

Perennial media darlings, entitled, deluded, self pitying (and homicidal)... Who wouldn't wanna support our cheeky chappy Kopites?

I was supporting Bayern when Chelsea beat them to the Champs. My in-laws are Chelsea fans though, so that may be why.

Wow last nights game was like watching a load of oaps hobbling about when compared to the night before.
#bringonthefinal

Mike's bladder is gonna explode when reality finally bites...

i would hate to see the smug smile on ronaldos face when they beat us in the final
come on bayern

Oh come on, the thousands of poorly photochopped JT celebration memes alone will make it all worthwhile.

If Zidane can get another 2 performances out of this team than he must have god like status in Madrid.

I don’t like Madrid by any stretch of the imagination but this run they’re on in the CL is mightily impressive and fair play to them.

I wouldn’t even be upset if they went on to win it even though I’d have a grin the size of of an autobahn if Jupp went on to claim old big ears once again.

Indeed.

The only upset that could happen is if both Chelsea and Tottenham get above Liverpool in the table (so they were 3rd and 4th with Liverpool 5th) AND Arsenal win the Europa AND Liverpool win the Champions League. In this case, whichever team comes 4th would not qualify for the CL.

Arsenal's Europa win would guarantee them a CL spot.
Liverpool's CL win would guarantee them a CL spot.
With a maximum of 5 CL spots per country and neither Arsenal or Liverpool finishing in the top 4 it would mean the remaining 3 CL places would go to the top 3 in the prem.
4th in the Prem would go to EL along with Burnley assuming they finish in 7th.

That (as far as I can work out) is the only way that the team in 4th doesn't get a CL spot.

This is all a massive conspirancy to keep Chelsea out of Europe.
And Derby and Forest OBVS.

Anybody, and I include

The ISIS all star XI
Al-Qaeda Invitational XI
Jacob Rees-Mogg and his fucking family (Kids, wife and nanny)
Lord Rockingham's XI (One for the teenagers)

before fucking Liverpool.

ha
#stillrelieved

Liverpool fans losing it big time on twitter over an article in the Express and generating lots of hits for it.

It is pretty awful in fairness so I won’t post it here.

Is it about Heysel?

To a degree. It’s needlessly provocative. You can be much more subtle and still get a rise out of scousers.

You just have to turn up at Anfield in a coach, that'll normally do it...

It's a fair, err, kop... Their fans did kill those poor people...

It's all about getting into the game for free for most Kopites, same thing almost happened in Istanbul but the press don't like to talk about that... Tarnishes the darlings of the media image somewhat...

I was going to write something that parodied the thinking of brexiting football hoolies and how we used to be great but we've got soft. and that brexit would be good.
But then i decided against it.

Did you write the piece for the Express by any chance? That’s pretty much the gist of it.

Ha! Some facts are hard to take when you're European Royalty...