Football

But there is often a pretty wide gap between what I think and reality.

Yep. Why on earth would any sane football fan want Liverpool to win when we know full well that we’ll have to listen to every fortysomething plastic melt bleat on about ‘European royalty, la’ and ‘It’s our destiny’ for the next ten fucking years?

I loathe Bayern and detest those fascist fuckers from Madrid, but I’d prefer either of them to win than your lot.