Football

As an ideological European, I am giving my backing to the EU27 side tonight.

I shall be hummming Ode to Joy to myself all day.

Damp sheets, and so early?

Love it. More shirt sales on the way...
Who needs Messi or the preening diver?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-43863092

As long as you’re winning the shirts sales and passing trophies...

And the woodwork, don’t forget the woodwork.

It’s almost as good as the two season trophy or “pressed them all the way” trophy.

Looks like Citeh have that wrapped up too:
https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/clubs/hit_woodwork

He'll be at Barça before you can recite the necronomicon... Are Egypt in the World Cup? You'd better hope they aren't...

They are.

Last year, the footballer's 95th-minute penalty against Congo secured a 2-1 victory which saw the Egyptian national team qualify for the World Cup for the first time since 1990.

Yep. Didn't you post a link over the weekend that trophies are so passé?

They are and I will be supporting them

@WornCleat
the article by Jonathon Wilson could be considered mild trolling. He has form.
"goals aren't that important"

But I think he has a point. I would though.

I know the winner goes home and fucks the prom queen/king, but as time passes will the winners of stuff be talked about as reverentially as the team that nearly fucked the prom queen/king?

They are only unimportant when you haven’t won one.

Off to PSG then... Tho' Monaco is a short hop back to the Nile over the Med and tax free, innit?

I know the winner goes home and fucks the prom queen/king, but as time passes will the winners of stuff be talked about as reverentially as the team that nearly fucked the prom queen/king?

So wetting the bed is the new yentzing?

Unless you like to combine both of course.

No. That's heroin.

Fortunately, we've both been ahead of the curve in this new yentzing.

Ah yes

didn't city win the passing with nearly 600 passes in the first half this weekend just gone

or some similarly ridiculous stat

Squires - excellent as always
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/apr/24/david-squires-on-arsene-wengers-22-seasons-at-arsenal?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Stress levels 50% and rising.

coyrs

Top bins!!!!

Wow. Take a bow Salah.

Roma learning the lesson that you have to score when you are on top.