Royalty

Was it The Sun (spits on floor) last time?

He will die at some point. No need to take it down.

I can't remember. I think there have been a couple of incidents. Now wash your mouth out, too. :)

so the racist wing of the royal family raises it's head again with that charming little brooch , her dad was in the SS so i guess we shouldn't really be that surprised

and all on a night when she's meeting harrys new fiancee too
what a terrible coincidence

If people think that’s coincidence than they are very naive.

Indeed. For someone who has basically fuck all else to do each day other than decide what to wear to any given occasion, “oh, it slipped my mind” simply doesn’t cut it (not a quote - just used to illustrate). Plus she has a history of being a racist cunt.

Maybe someone should remind her she’s only in her position because one of her ancestors was more of a kneiving murderous cunt than the next bloke. Oh, and erm incest too. Edit: and the same on her current husband’s side too.

t-100 and counting
by now i expect you are all well into the bunting making and the union jack hat endeavours
if not get cracking

Yep, every day now I wake up, don a rubber face mask of Prince Phillip, wrap myself in neon bunting and furiously tug off to the strains of God Save the Queen on full volume.

Then I emerge from my tent pitched on The Mall and conduct impromptu and free tours of the local area for visiting tourists.

It's the least I can do.

Can one book in advance?

For which session, pre or post emergence?

I’m easy.

Yeah, I heard that.

meg and harry have chosen their flowers

peonies

• HOLLERS DOWN PHONETO FLOWER BROKER "BUY PEONIES BUY BUY " *
  

Aww. Each time this thread pops up I'm hopeful ...

...but Peonies?

new lizard is hatching

sorry skydancer it's an addition rather than a deletion

I didn't even know there was another one on the way until this morning.
No doubt we are paying for it somehow..

with our souls

Seems the people in my street are applying to the council to close the road so they can organize a street party some time in May.
Not sure if I should

a. Boycott it on principal
b. Go and ruin it for my wife and family by telling my neighbours what a load of shit it all is and starting arguments.

Organise your own Republican street party with better food & drink.

organise your own party. with all proceeds going to the victims of grenfell - many of whom could have easily been temporarily housed in the vast, mostly empty estates of the crown.

So, as George Street runs east to west north of the western end of Oxford Street and Charlotte Street north to south to the north of the eastern end of Oxford Street, clearly the new lizard will be called Mornington Crescent.

Option number b. sounds the most satisfying and least adult

So is today the day that she lays the egg or the day it hatches? Sorry, not so knowledgeable about lizards and their breeding habits.

its been incubating for a while. i think this increased breeding cycle could be related to global warming.