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@Kernowdreamer
A woman's husband dies and at the funeral parlour she is asked how she would like her husband to look in the open coffin at the funeral. "Oh I am so glad you asked. If its not too much trouble I would like to see him in a tuxedo. We never could afford one but it would mean so much to me. " the undertaker promised to do what he could. The day of departure came and he was dressed as she wished and the widow stopped after the service to thank those concerned. "Oh it really was no trouble or expense madam. Quite by chance that very afternoon a gentleman arrived who had passed away in a casino. He had a gambling addiction which was of great concern and strife within the marriage. To his wife the sight of him in a coffin wearing a tuxedo would have been too much to bear. So with you husband beside him as we prepared them both for their final journey it was just a case of swapping their heads".