• Yesterday I had a day off so nipped up the road to drop off a preamp that needs fixing which fitted handily in my ortlieb back pack. Off I went. Had a good chat about bikes with the guy and on the way back the lights were green for a right hand turn, so seeing a line that would work in front of two gormless girls who were chatting crossing the road expecting traffic to grind to a halt for them, I flew in front and said "excuse me!" "you fucking wanker" shouted the girl in the hijab. What happened to the serenity and inner peace of religion I thought...

  • In Bolton anything can happen... someone wearing a hoodie cycled up under the cover of night and painted the jewels area on Fred Dibnahs bronze statue white and cycled off. From the CCTV footage what was puzzling was someone knew who would do that...

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