• Orders campag brake blocks on eBay, so he has the thing written down ffs and the picture... small box with a clear window is duly delivered, so you can see whats in the box... campag jockey wheels turn up.

    I call Cycle Surgery, "Oh Campag... the codes are all really similar and I'm dyslexic see, so I get D's mixed up with E's"

    "I've taken the week off to get the bike finished for one thing" I say

    "Oh right, I'll get some more out to you, just send back the jockey wheels"

    No sorry. No it's my fault, so get the wheels back when you can but I'll send some more blocks out as soon as poss, no offer to refund my return postage. Oh, and why the fuck is he in the picking department? Nothings arrived so I guess he's putting the onus on the customer to get his precious jockey wheels back first.

    What a comedic shower. I'll stick with Wiggle.

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