Pro-cycling thread

That's not whining that's speaking the truth.

I rest my case m'lud

My GF has a 13 year old daughter. Take away her iPhone and then you hear whining!

That's the one. Like when Mum used to say no more Atari/TV/go to bed/clean your room/etc

BUT MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

Fuck. That.

"Cobbles suck" wah wah wah

Whining. Whinging. Weak. Nibbles loves the cobbles.

Nibbles: http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/vincenzo-nibali-2018-tour-de-france-cobbles-more-dangerous-than-recent-years/

Whinger

Pellizotti, whinger

“It’s worse than a mountain stage,” Pellizotti told La Gazzetta.

Bored now.

Off to find some 6% ABV EPO

Give us a Cadel pic before you go at least

‘Hands up if you were beating convicted dopers during the 2000s even though you were definitely clean.’

Exactly. Thanks for confirming.

How many Englishmen have won the Tour, Cadel?

Thanks Cadel!

#micdrop

Here's another picture of Cadel I just found:

Wait, wasn’t Cadel once part of Mapei?...

Yes. And?

OMG!!!11! It's the smoking gun we've all been looking for!!1

If I was picking a team from those that Evans rode for to attempt to tarnish his reputation, it wouldn't be Mapei. There are more obvious teams with a reputation for doping, ja?

Pffft, Pifko and I know.

Anyone watching L-B-L?

Yep, sighting of Tao GH on the front for sky, Kwiato would be a nice win.

Just not Valvs please.

Is that Cummings at the back of the peloton? Quel surprise