Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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Super weird isn’t necessarily super anti.

James Moore's bike

I serviced one of those once. Cool bike. Admittedly more appealing in raw silver and black

Oh yeah I’ve serviced much worse - it just took me by surprise

While I’m here

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If this is the future count me out...

Actually thought the decal said Pengy and it was an homage...

Those wheels, crikey.

Beat me to it.

Bonus Bespoked:

Training clinchers on double discs, does no-one think these things through?

That Create up there ^^^^^ is a masterpiece.

missing tht one miche seatpost though.

Are they actual discs? Or are they fairings over a normal wheel?

christ those fucking jackets

Or are they fairings over a normal wheel?

What, like Aerocoach discs?

Looks like the same ones he was trying to punt when I was at Bespoked in 2016, which is unsurprising considering they were like £400 or something fucking retarded like that.

It's meant to look like a 70's disco bus right?

Shag pile carpet on the seat and a disco ball hanging from the bars and it'd be spot on.

When the owner is pictured looking proud next to a bike that they presumably created I just can't get on board, it's too real and feels too mean. Like telling a parent that their newborn baby is ugly.

Not that anyone is interested in what I think

Sometimes babies are ugly, dude.

Yeah, for sure, there's some unbelievably ugly babies out there. But it seems callous and harsh to say "your baby makes me want to vomit" to a parent who is saying "look at my beautiful baby".

Again not that my opinion is worth anything; post all the ugly babies you like

Edit; not even sure why I bothered to comment in the first place to be honest

Jesus £350

Like telling a parent that their newborn baby is ugly.

You don't much of a choice in how ugly your baby is.

I create ugly babies on purpose

That's not a proud face, surely that's the face of a man that knows he's going straight into anti on the internet's friendliest forum?

(I was about to try and defend it slightly on the basis that unlike pengy et al of that ilk at this has some quality craftmanship even if the choices are dubious at best and that it's a set of wheels away from being fine but like that it fully deserves to be here.)

it is a set of wheels, a smirk, a jacket, and a half-link chain away from being fine.