What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

It's a Dutch name, like this:

https://nl.forvo.com/word/gijs/ The one by "ceespientje" is the most neutral version.

Pah, the Dutch with their riding bikes everywhere, but never on hills. What a bunch of hipsters.

Surely eco biking isn't using some gopping big Nicad battery and an electric motor in the first place. Bikes have done quite well without the e thing... It's a shit load of landfill too, as the current ones are the equivalent of Sony Betamax.

It's the constant headwinds as there are no hills to break the wind that make up for it ;)

Nob 1983

The French are going to be piiiiiiissed when they see this.

clickbait

£1.80 for a croissant without butter. >>>>>>>>

£2.15 if you eat it inside...

£3.50 if you sit...

Shouldn't that be 'activated charcoal vegan croissant'?

For all I know it turns into a normal croissant in the presence of charcoal.

L shaped cranks - nice!

They look like pooh.

What the hell is this activated charcoal bollocks?
Seen it a few times now.

a way of separating gullible fools and their money

It’s what you feed someone who has overdosed on something that is ingested orally.

Those activated charcoal croissants are great after you've eaten one too many heroin croissants though

Those heroin croissants are very more-ish.

The first one is usually free too.

Per Wikipedia

Tablets or capsules of activated carbon are used in many countries as an over-the-counter drug to treat diarrhea, indigestion, and flatulence.

To be fair, if your diet is heavy on pulses, maybe this would be a good way to be less flatulent? Can’t think why else anyone would want it

It makes your farts smell like a recently extinguished bbq.

I don't think this was appropriately appreciated in Stylish Cycling Kit thread...