• I just have enable my autoresponder while I go for a training ride.

    "No."
    "They're idiots"
    "Not yet"
    "No, just, no"
    "Why?"
    "That's crazy. Don't do it"
    "No no no!"
    "Are you joking?!"

    This has passed the hippy-turing test. None of my colleagues can distinguish between me and my bot.

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