I hate

Snot

Glad you thought better of finishing that post.

ty

You sir, are a lout.

Some years ago I came to the conclusion that I was being menaced by some sort of pre-stalker. In the course of my life I had performed a particular function an estimated 40,000 times accurately and in a manner found acceptable and necessary by the majority of the population. My employers were a well respected national organisation who strived for the best possible employees, and treated them with respect - and that was reciprocated. It was an ordered and hygenic environment that was regularly monitored. So, taking all that into account what, I ask, is the probability that on every single occasion I used the urinals someone had got there before me and pissed on the floor?

Growing up is overrated anyway :)

About 1 in 1, if my experiences are anything to go by.

I genuinely don’t understand why most boys/men are so awful at something they do several times a day.

It’s something I’ve long found annoying. More so since having a daughter I have to take in to toilets and make sit down where countless men have inexplicably pissed.

Cunts who press both the up and down call buttons on lifts.

Also constantly pressing the button on Pelican Crossings. Once is enough you twat.

Anything else involving buttons that are accessible to the general public.

I got everything sorted on the last day... Office closed at 2pm, the OK from Madrid arrived at 1.50pm, walked out with new ID card and passport at 2.10pm... Skin... Of... Teeth...

Tube doors.
Train doors more than once.
Train doors before the train has stopped moving.
Not moving out of the way so I can press the train door button once, when the train has stopped moving.
Jumping in to the lift as the doors close, when I want to go to the top floor, and they want to go up one floor.

I like your style! :)

#rockstar

I hate swapping over quill stems... just looking at the perfect handlebar tape I'll have to do again.
I keep putting it off...

Just get some foam grips instead

That new announcement on trains and at train stations 'See it, say it, sorted' Say it to who?

my three year old does 'see it, sort it, say it again' over and over. much catchier.

but what if you hate foamgrips? :p

Then you’re an abomination to style and taste so deserve not just blisters but blisters on your blisters.

@JWestland would’ve said harsh… but no…

When your grips are foaming you probably used too much Fairy liquid getting them on

The word ‘fantastic’

John Torode

Foam grips on quill stem road bikes, it's a no from me.

Im off to buy cloth tape for my wished upon pain ;)

That miserable bossy female pathologist in Lewis, with a face like a smacked arse with every line dipped in vitriol. Reminds me of my old head mistress.

Just looked at it again... I'm going in.