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  • Some years ago I came to the conclusion that I was being menaced by some sort of pre-stalker. In the course of my life I had performed a particular function an estimated 40,000 times accurately and in a manner found acceptable and necessary by the majority of the population. My employers were a well respected national organisation who strived for the best possible employees, and treated them with respect - and that was reciprocated. It was an ordered and hygenic environment that was regularly monitored. So, taking all that into account what, I ask, is the probability that on every single occasion I used the urinals someone had got there before me and pissed on the floor?

  • About 1 in 1, if my experiences are anything to go by.

    I genuinely don’t understand why most boys/men are so awful at something they do several times a day.

    It’s something I’ve long found annoying. More so since having a daughter I have to take in to toilets and make sit down where countless men have inexplicably pissed.

  • International League of Bog Terrorists.
    Like the Freemasons they infiltrate every level of society

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