That sounds like a fucking blag for a free wine tasting holiday if ever there was one.
Make yourself useful round up some plebs and browbeat them into telling you their opinions on Gianni Moscon's racist outburst, and report back with 1500 words by 10am tomorrow.
You'll be claiming you're gay next.
Come on... we all know you're locked in an ivory tower being spoon fed by mimsy and grabbing the nannie's arse.