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True. But 3 defeats in a row? Must be time to dig up some more oil.

‘Ay - we’re fucken European royalty lar.’

Yes. You’re that uncle of Kate Middleton who’s been to prison for dishonesty.

Out in the semis after reminding another corner of Europe how unpleasant your fans are.

Lovely to take Pep pep and his merry band of mercenaries down a peg or 10. And to rub the noses of all the doubters and piss takers. Adios >>>>

That's it we're out

Too little, too late for us. Fulham are walking it. Amazing grealish goal.
Was there some other football on tonight?

https://twitter.com/SywellFC/status/982938560763453440

TBF Hendon is a dump.

Was there some other football on tonight?

Another routine win for Liverpool, and this happened...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7YJ_arkj0

https://twitter.com/officialasroma/status/983805519017271296?s=21

Forum ride to Hundon needs to happen

That's a great video.

At some point, people will have to accept that Dzeko is a good player. He's one of the most underrated players in Europe.

Parody account apparently. Made me laugh before I found out though.

#stillrelieved

Like you were ever going to throw away a 3-0 lead.

Fair play to Liverpool, deservedly went through. Guardiola needs to have a good look in the mirror before he starts deflecting the blame to anyone but himself.

You never know mate. I think it’s all still to play for. As a Villa fan living in Cardiff though, last night was brilliant. Also sitting through us getting done 3-0 away against them at the start of the season makes it even better.

Like you were ever going to throw away a 3-0 lead.

Um, Sevilla?

city have averaged nigh on 3 goals a game for the whole season, and up until the last couple of weeks our defence has been pretty average, a bit fragile and prone to brainfarts
van dijk has been a revelation it has to be said

Exactly. It was never guaranteed. As all the experts kept telling us.

Well we have recouped that money for sure.
Bring on Bayern. Can't wait for the game.

Citeh in monumental shitting the bed shocker... Crazy times... Alternate timeline continuing to amaze...

Ooh - that must have been sweet!

If Brentford can get something from the Fulham game I might believe again. Not sure I can handle the playoffs...

milner ran / travelled 2km more than any other player on the pitch last night

Not sure any of us relish the idea of Millwall gaining promotion through the play offs.

If Villa go up, what happens to JT? He once said that he chose Villa because they weren't in the Premier League and he wouldn't have to play against Chelsea.

No indeed, but they are on a very good run. Think the playoffs will be too much for them though.
JT seems to have softened in his view. Seems like he would be OK with playing against Chelsea now...if we get back up. Who knows, but I hope he'd stick with us for another year while getting his badges then back to Chelsea after that. No illusions that he'll be Villa for long.

Nicely put by the Guardian...

Two billion pounds, 10 years and an entire Gulf state marketing plan in the making, in the end Manchester City’s best shot so far at becoming the champions of Europe was extinguished in half an hour of tailspin at Anfield and the reverberations from two minutes of self-immolating fury from Pep Guardiola at the Etihad.

#stillhigh

Of course, Liverpool are just a plucky team, out of nowhere, who've shown up to give the big guys a kicking, right?

Which is it? You have history or you don't?

Let's not forget the money you've pissed up the wall over years (Carroll, lol) and how long you've been trying to get back to the big time with Gillet & Hicks and now Fenway ploughing their 'marketing plan' into it.

#letsnotgetcarriedaway

Van Dijk was shocking for City’s goal last night.

You’ll see how good the world’s most expensive defender is when Liverpool get dumped out in the semis.

Just three of last night's starting XI were born the last time Liverpool won the league.