Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

A new coffee shop opened in a bookshop near me and I went in and asked for a flat white and was asked "do you want milk with that?"

I've been directed to milk and cream jugs at the sugar table when I asked 'where's the crema?'

common guys its all about the cheapest filter coffee you can find now, served black in your own cup.
espresso based coffee is over.

ideally mcdonalds coffee circa 1998

My mate at work bigged up the Pret 99p black filter coffee so I thought I'd try it. Tasted horrible and burnt, so asked them if it had been sitting around for a while, they said that if I wanted to wait, they'd make a fresh batch. Waited a while, eventually got a new cup. Tasted the same.

CSB

That stuff was great.
Black coffee at 5am on the way back from a night on recreational pharmaceuticals.
Long live the 90s

I agree that you can get espresso from great coffee shops that tastes insanely good.
I just don't think we deserve it. its too good. I, as a white middle class man, have too much already. I need some burnt bitterness.

still better than starbucks

I still find it amusing that @Velocio continues to troll us by prohibiting >>>>> on the new forum layout.

coffee thread pls

rank isn't it : (

Shit scobble has aged.

Look Mum No Hands has a Starbucks mug that the loo brush sits in.
Amused me

/csb

Eh?

But you can:

if you want :)

Is there some kind of ‘invisible’ character I can type before >>> to stop it doing that?

prohibiting >>>>> on the new forum layout.

Only prohibited to people who don't know how to escape the prohibition

>> (\>)

>> (>)

etc.

>>>>>>

\>>>>>>

^^vv<><>BA

Fatality!

LadyLiz loves black Pret filter coffee above and beyond everything else.
It reminds me of the vending machine Nescafé in the shitty brown cups in my local garage.

@NurseHolliday, you should open a garage that serves a bangin oatly cordato..

Coffee is for pretentious wankers.

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