What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Would his scarf not get caught in his front wheel causing him to spill his Aperol Spritz?

This is what this thread’s about. Ridiculous!

Ah yeah, I'll just casually perch on this chair, holding my drink and bike at the same time. No I don't want to rest it against the wall, or sit down, thank you.

Also what is that cable routing

What the christing fuck is going on in this square?

Aperol Spritz? Cable routing? Stabby bar-ends? Upside down cross-top lever? Scoble-stack? Front disc brake SS with Rotor cranks? VALVE CAPS?

Yes, I was just nipping down the shops. Nope. Conspicuous pose. "Dash it Tamara my wallets fallen out in aero position again, could you be a dear and pick up the tab for the Aperols?..."

"Lad, down that Tizer. If you're having tea at your nan's, you can give us a backie the Asda. My shift starts in half an hour."

/Sarcastialist