Volvo got back to me re the issue a page or two ago. Faulty diesel injector causing the engine to semi-stall and the traction control system to freak out (wtf do they have in common??) which explains the many different warning messages that lit up at the same time. £600-ish to fix apparently. The mechanic explained in a very thick rural accent how all the modern environmentally friendly diesels are crap and that things were better in the good ol' days...
Volvo got back to me re the issue a page or two ago. Faulty diesel injector causing the engine to semi-stall and the traction control system to freak out (wtf do they have in common??) which explains the many different warning messages that lit up at the same time. £600-ish to fix apparently. The mechanic explained in a very thick rural accent how all the modern environmentally friendly diesels are crap and that things were better in the good ol' days...