Time Trial / Time Trialling / TT

Ah it’s fine, just annoying. Getting married next week 🤗

At least I got a ride!

Haha! Hope you’re not in too much trouble. I’ve had big warnings to make sure I’m fit an health for ours, or hell to pay.

Absolutely Bollocked Stunt
Another Busted Side
Arrrrrgh Bloody Sailing

Ooofff. Bad luck, hope it heals fast.

I’ve hired a fucking ceilidh band!

Swing your partner until they scream in pain!

Step we gaily, on we go,
Heel for heel and toe for toe,
Arm and arm and row on row,
I've gone and done my collarbone...

Hahaha. Gotta laugh eh. Tartan sling.

At least I got a ride!

Getting married should fix that.

No breaks! Yaaaaaas

Don't tell anyone else.
Then make like a miraculous recovery and DDT the best man.
Or something

I’m the best man! He threw himself over the bars on purpose to distract from the fact I beat him.

Hurrah!

If I spend enough it might make up for all the power I seem to have lost in the last two years.

This is exactly my approach. Power been on consistent decline since 2014 but I’ve still managed pbs across most courses each year because ££aero££.

Anyone want an Aerocoach chainguide?
http://www.aero-coach.co.uk/store/product/aerocoach-affix-1x-aero-chain-guide

Only driven to church Sundays by one careful lady owner...

What’s wrong with it?

Pending nothing being wrong with it I’m keen still having got round to sorting a proper 1x set up!

Well apart from it not keeping my chain on, it's basically 'as new'.

Actually, as it happens, I do.

Interested if Ed doesn't take it.

You’re really selling it with that pitch.

Wait... it didn't even keep your chain on on the turbo?? Did you have everything set up correctly? I haven't dropped a chain on the turbo in yonks and I don't even have my 1x chainring fitted.

I still want it though :-)

No, fine on the turbo, it was at the bottom of the hill on the Welsh course. It was probably not close enough to the chain on the outside but I can't be fucked with chain dropping after driving 5 fucking hours to race so I'm going back to my Ultegra bodge which I know never failed me.

Well, I could lie. I'm sure it works for other people but perhaps the hanger doesn't allow it to be angled in enough on my bike and the chain flicked out the side. Don't know, don't care, don't want to use it again.

Great tweet!! Not.

https://twitter.com/alanmurchison/status/982980785018953728?s=21

That’s a mad time from David langlands. I was on a bad day last year and was 7 seconds behind him over 25 miles. And he puts 2 minutes into Liam maybank. Fucking he’ll.