Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

They did used to make some cool shit

Alsways wanted a patriot when I was a kid

Such a monumental waste of money

via Reddit

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Grotesque.

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Sometimes it's like they're aiming for these hallowed pages.

This masterpiece

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Must be a re but jesus christ

Yeah, that's proper 50 shades of yuck...

Mashed poop

I wonder if it leaves brown skid marks

Can't help but see...

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Though for a second it had been smeared with dogshit like a Moser

Reminds me, I'm out of bourbons...

Gah!

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So much anti crammed into one biek. Asking price of 650 is also pretty anti too.

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Perfect internet bikefit.

Do anti accessories go in this thread?
Found these while browsing Etsy.

^ Exactly right, Palo Santo wood or GTFO.

10/10 I did mention to the owner that he should've bought a bigger bike

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fixed-Gear-50s-F-C-Parkes-Classic-Framed-Bike/222921301459?hash=item33e7251dd3:g:asYAAOSwS7Naz5bB

"My wife won't let me hang the bike on a wall in the house and as a consequence it has been sat in the garage for 3 years unridden. It is a work of art as well as a bike, you will not be disappointed but I will."

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Give his wife a medal.

It is a work of art

I never did get the appeal of absurdism.

From Reddit

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four hundred and fifty pounds