What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

noe of the best sofas i've found in a coffee shop where you can just melt in

What creates a more relaxing vibe than naming your coffee shop after the site of a mass cult suicide/murder of nearly 1000 men, women and children?

Just steer clear of the Kool-Aid and it'll be fine.

woah. well looking at the shop items of the website, someone should decaff with immediate effect. Theres not one item without angst for sale.

Fuck me, that is some of the worst merch I've ever seen... Looks like it could be someone on here... 😲

I actually kind of like it. C UNT mug in particular.

I gather fuckoffee got into legal trouble over the sign with neighbours. Think it says F*CKOFFEE now.

But it's all knock-off and the typography is fucking disgusting, m8!!!

PS I love you

I will fucking cut you both.

See you Monday week.

UNT© was Rob Warner's take... a tad more sophisticated.

Lol.

haha yeah you’re right.

Shit typography is gonna be hip any day now. Save The Comic Sans Fam

https://instagram.com/p/Bg-8svCgY62/

Good playing, good dancing, what's to hate?

The dog.

I loved that... And I'm a total sucker for the pre-Raphaelite look... 😍

bloody people! doing things! HNNNNG!

I didn't know @Skülly could play the fiddle.

Tapping is pretty mediocre tbh.
Seen better.

Alright, Ginger, show us what you got...

I'm on board with this. Who can deny minature cymbals.

Exquisite timing...

Seriously.

I can't help thinking they should be in a pub near a canal though, rather than some nondescript street in gentrified East London.

😂😂😂

It's Broadway Market. It's next to the canal.