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@Jezston
My partner was walking our (very small) dog in the park at the back of the estate which has a 5mph access road, a van driver sped up and tried to run them over for having the audacity to be in his way. Cue much argument ending with him walking off. He would have returned to a flat tyre and dog poo on underside of the driver's door handle. I certainly couldn't suggest you do the same but I've never been more proud.
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Brilliant. Not quite as nice as them returning to a roaring blaze but the anti-theft paste is a lovely touch (literally).
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Oh my god that is fucking funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK9TsDb8aS8
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This is good.
Maybe poo in the radiator grill would be good too. For that long-term reminder.
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Skülly
Wait til they've left the vehicle and torch it. It's the only way they'll learn. I think. I mean, there's probably other ways they'll learn but none you can roast marshmallows over.