Reprographics - The repro man blog

Just caught up with this. I'm an articulate graphics monkey in a world of philistines. You have my attention. Great writing!

I wanted to come last time but was double booked in the end, I reckon you'd get enough people to warrant a 2nd show

Right, i’ll sort something out! It’s fun just to get down London anyway!

Oh, and apparently on Three there’s an account App you can download that let’s you modify your settings - there’s a really easy ‘how to...’ guide online telling you how to allow adult content in your account settings.
It seems i’m porn now.

Also I can probably get you on the Reading Fringe Festival shortlist if you are interested - PM me if you like

I am interested!

It seems i’m porn now.

Luci - you were always porn..

porn

Wasn't there a pic of young Lucifer with long hair, shiny trousers etc somewhere? Foffa thread?

It is a very porn star look...

Sadly now gone. Pls fix.

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/9593434/

I’ll see if I can find...

‘Three hundred and seventy’ or ‘three hundred and seventy thousand’ miles?
370miles only on a mondeo would get folks in the Car thread all fizzy...

Good to have you back you old cunt.

Ha ha!! Good to be back!
I’ll get my Tipex out...

I know me and 3 or 4 others would definitely come see you if you came for an evening in the city. I’d also definitely buy the book.
Latest update has been a long time coming but it was worth waiting for

I took it to mean it'd been right round the clock. Does that still happen now odometers are LCD?

Curry Gull, how I lolled... you have a way with words @General_Lucifer.

As it's a Bank Holiday, I thought I'd get in early. Every fucker will be riding bikes or getting pissed tomorrow.

As such, here's a new one - Towel Movement.

Have a great long weekend!

haha, top work. great build up and hilarious payoff.

Did you get round to reading that robert rankin book yet? the style in this one reminds me a lot of him (high praise from me).

You know, I got waylaid! It's in my book pile near the top but I had some research reading to do for a few side projects then got engrossed in Margaret Atwood!
I shall read it next though.
Ta mate!

Excellent. I'm sitting here eating lemon shortbreads and pistachio's for breakfast. Not a health option either, but suspect I'd be good for hibernation on this shit.

Mug of tea?
If so, it sounds pretty bloody good to me!

Ha! Yes actually...

No worries, worth saving until you're in the mood for something lighthearted/ridiculous. Looking forward to see what you reckon though as think it'll be right up your street.

Having a good Friday?

Why not sample my new story, Bad Friday.

Cheers!

Can I heckle again?