Football

Squires comic is full of gold today https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/mar/20/david-squires-on-the-fa-cup-and-football-heritage?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

The penis on Neymar’s arm is the icing on the cake.

While I admire your eye for detail, please remind me never to go to your bakery.

Jose as Alex Jones. Oh yes.

Not bad...

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2861750510637129&id=338233632988842&ref=bookmarks

The type of thing that Arsenal from 20 years ago would have attempted ... and failed to pull off.

Ohh I love this. Thought it was an April fools but it's a little early.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43484557

This is worth a read if you’re that way inclined, Lionel Birnie’s blog on ghostwriting Graham Taylor’s autobiography;

https://www.lionelbirnie.com/blog/2018/3/20/being-graham-taylor

Do they realise that the atmosphere in other European countries is not created artificially, but by actually ensuring that football fans can afford to buy the tickets and have some say in the running of the clubs?

England manager Gareth Southgate announces the withdrawal of the national team from the World Cup. It will take place immediately after the group phase.

Jack Wheelchair injured in training. Will he/won't he make the world cup? Does anyone give a flying fuck?

He's not in the squad in the official Panini album (which we all know is definitive). How prescient of them.

Her and Gabby Logan can get in the sea together.

I think Logan is great. It helps that she's good looking obviously but she's actually quite a good presenter.

https://twitter.com/FBAwayDays/status/977171056967417856

The more I think about it, the Russian hooligans were providing the people of Marseille with a valuable public service.

How not to lock your bike

May they all die of Ebola.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43527262

Our owner is the Boz Boz.

How did he pass the fit and proper test?
Bribery, match fixing, 3 year ongoing investigation for trafficking 2.1 tonnes of heroin.

Enjoyed France vs Colombia on Friday night, despite the nervous start Colombia played well against the hosts second half. We were amongst French friends eating their food drinking their wine stealing the game..

We are all heading to Australia vs Colombia on Tuesday night at craven cottage, among 20.000 yellow shirts for sure.. okay a couple of bleu shirts too...

How did he pass the fit and proper test?

Bribery, match fixing, 3 year ongoing investigation for trafficking 2.1 tonnes of heroin.

I think you've just answered your own question. With those attributes, he should fit right in.

Just in case anyone misses the media obsession with Harry Kane during the international break. The bbc are helpfully doing another full article on him.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-43512596

I bet the Russian police can't wait to get their hands on these cunts.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43546732

I really feel there will be deaths at this WC.

Should provide more entertainment than the England team too.

Spain slaughtering a Messi-less Argentina... They look great...

That Barcelona contract preventing him from playing against his teammates something something something.

Spain looked very good but an Argentina side without Messi, Dyabala and di Maria is a pretty average one.