fuck, I thought I lost my watch on the weekend (at goodwood). looked everywhere - no dice. sent my pal back to the house we stayed in (3 hrs). no dice. started the story in my head of how I'd tell the mrs that I lost my wedding present...
thought I would have one more look - BOOM! I didn't even put the cunt on! the mrs moved it as she thought I deliberately didn't wear it...
a little bit of poo tried to come out, but then went back in.
fuck, I thought I lost my watch on the weekend (at goodwood). looked everywhere - no dice. sent my pal back to the house we stayed in (3 hrs). no dice. started the story in my head of how I'd tell the mrs that I lost my wedding present...
thought I would have one more look - BOOM! I didn't even put the cunt on! the mrs moved it as she thought I deliberately didn't wear it...
a little bit of poo tried to come out, but then went back in.
now to try and break the news to my mate