• Permanent face scaring thanks to a dumb woman running straight into my path from the middle of the road after she panicked due to a truck revving to pass me. She was behind another ped who didn't move, presumably because he'd seen me. I'd just left the fucking hospital and was shipped straight back there to have some of Uxbridge Road pulled from my eye socket. Happy fucking days. My mad skills saved her from full impact. Of course next time I'm going to try and not swerve. Peds are softer than roads.

  • Permanent face scaring thanks to a dumb woman running straight into my path from the middle of the road after she panicked due to a truck revving to pass me.

    Today? Spicy.

  • No, this was years ago. Today was just some prick running for the footpath about 20m from a ped crossing at Shepherds Bush. She must've ducked and weaved three lanes on motor traffic and decided, 'fuck it, it's just a bike lane'. Once again, we are both lucky I avoided her. Fucking dumbass ped. Can we get autonomous bikes? Then I can just blame the software.

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