Probably the ultimate chat up line... what's the difference between jam and marmalade. I can't marmalade a cock up your ass.
Yeh. That would work I'm sure. Look out for this response...
What's the difference between squash and cordial?
I can't cordial your balls between 2 house bricks.
I hear wedding bells already...
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Probably the ultimate chat up line... what's the difference between jam and marmalade. I can't marmalade a cock up your ass.