Football

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bah humbug

Biggie Smalls tee, warriors hat, Everton coat. Ultimate plastic.

Wonder if he got the coat from that scouse gobshite.

Was hoping for a draw but I’m guessing a Utd win is the second best result I could have hoped for. Liverpool wetting the bed once again.

The (Police) Academy of Football. Another bad day at the San Porno.

is Robben still playing for Chelsea?

two of the flukiest goals you are ever likely to see

though in fairness they probably deserve to be ahead

There's been some excellent last-ditch defending by Palace. But that's not generally a good sign.

William is a ridiculously good player.

@villa-ru wtf?

Amazing. What a result - really wasn't expecting that. It is so tight at the top - wolves stumbling but villa, Cardiff and Fulham all keep getting results. Very much enjoying this season.

Good to see Motson get Arsenal/Watford for his last ever radio commentary. A nothing game between two nothing teams for a rubbish commentator with an undeserved reputation.

Also, when they went to the Forest/Derby game, he called the female commentator there 'darling'. Twat.

Ah, but more Alan Green? More Robbie Savage?

Indeed, should've been fucked off years ago. Egotistical twat.

Get the impression that they're sidelining Savage in favour of Sutton, but that may just be hopeful. Alan Green is a monumental tool, but Motson is insufferable.

They're all better than Clive Tyldesley.

Chelsea are now mathematically safe from relegation. Perhaps we can now start to focus on winning games again.

England’s chances of winning the World Cup gone with our brave lion injured?

Tonight, they're very likely to be mathematically out of the title race too.
Nice bit of symmetry.

Don't you just love a bit of Manc hubris? Did you learn that off the blokes up the road? Lovely...

*weeps*

Entertaining day out at West Ham on Saturday. Their heads went down after we scored the first and the variety of pitch invasions and abuse from the stands certainly disrupted them more than us.

The match ended with kids taking refuge on the Burnley bench, West Ham fans classy as always.

It's a shit stadium, even though it's pretty convenient I'd still like them to go down.

It's a shit stadium.

It's a great stadium - just completely shit for football.

It was free and allowed Brady and her chums to sell off the old stadium and trouser the money and not invest it in players and, in so doing, sell off the soul of the club for illusory promises of future success.

I am not a West Ham fan by any stretch of the imagination, but what Brady and her chums have done is dispicable. I feel a great deal of sympathy for the supporters (apart from those former ICF, current FLA low lifes)

As was mentioned on Twitter, the WHAM fan pitch invaders, must've been pretty fit, it's a long way from the stands to the pitch.

Or the stewards pretty unfit/unwilling/non-existent.

Jamie Carragher, WAFC (not Witton Albion):

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43366954