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a friend of a friend is a para-athlete who is also a size 43 and only has a right foot, so he has the remaining unburnt Bont now
Wow. That's what I call a Freudian Slip(per).
hippy-
Surgeon to patient after operation -
" I'm afraid I've got good news and bad news - what do you want to hear first ? "
Patient - "better give me the bad news first "
Surgeon - "Ok I'm afraid we have amputated the wrong foot "
Patient - " OMG ! whats the good news ?
Surgeon - " the chap in the next bed wants your slippers "
not4sale
I left a Bont shoe in the oven to warm up so I could mould the sole to my foot, and popped upstairs to do a bit of work. After about an hour and a half I wondered what the nasty smell was. Left Bont shoe was unusually crispy. Happily, and this is absolutely true, a friend of a friend is a para-athlete who is also a size 43 and only has a right foot, so he has the remaining unburnt Bont now.
I've also left the iron on and gone off for a long weekend, and left for the weekend leaving the front door open. Not unlocked, but ajar. Got away with both of them.