You're quite right, I see the error of my ways - you should probably kill the cats yourself, now - as a kindness. You could leave them arranged around the Ficus, maybe with a note saying "where's my wireless mouse NOW?"
Given the choice of doing the killing I'd choose murdering you and her over the cats. The cats aren't to blame for the mistreatment.
Maybe time to check the times you went to Croydon.
EDIT isn't james black and white?
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You're quite right, I see the error of my ways - you should probably kill the cats yourself, now - as a kindness. You could leave them arranged around the Ficus, maybe with a note saying "where's my wireless mouse NOW?"