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Doesn't everyone do that?
Of course not. What do think a sporran is for (in the unlikely event that you actually want to hide your feelings - 'merkins are fucking weird about that for some reason)?
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Ha!
It was a trick question.
Everyone who's tried it knows the string isn't long enough.
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What do think a sporran is for...?
If you find a sporran heavy enough to...conceal your enthusiasm(?) you might want to read https://www.menshealth.co.za/weak-erections/
tbc
M_V
How could Anonymous not know that? Doesn't everyone do that?