What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I really want a kebab now.

I want those handlebars.

"Shitcunts"...

I haven't heard that since my childhood. And then I found out my name. Aged 11.

Eagerly waiting for Jan Heine to remake them and sell them as Compass handlebars

Just to pile in (a day late) to the bespoke curated kebab furore, they claim the name "Fanny's" is an homage to Fanny Craddock:

https://london.eater.com/2018/1/22/16908872/new-restaurant-fannys-wants-to-serve-posh-cool-kebabs-in-stoke-newington

named after Fanny Craddock (“a fun British name with a sense of personality” with “a tongue-in-cheek sense of cheekiness,”

However, I bet at least a fiver it comes from the founders chortling over
"Fanny like a badly packed kebab".

I really want a kebab now.

This. And I just had lunch.

Is best keeeeebab the one near the Yucatan on the high street? They do a great rice pudding.
As for high end hipster keeeeebab

These cunts want a good shoeing...

Yeah that's Turkish Best Kebab.

Super Kebab is opposite Princess May school.

Ali Baba is further down kind of opposite Dalston Superstore/next to Nandos and I'm unsure on its quality.

I'll piss in their pickle juice...

I used to go Ali Baba a good few years ago and only had the falafel, which was ace.

A mate used to live opposite many years ago Sunday lunch was great pub, kebab, rice pudding and a few more cans on the little balcony / flat roof of the shop below.

"Fanny like a badly packed kebab".

I'm more familiar with "fanny like a half eaten kebab" but whatevs, glad someone else made the link!

Sounds like a banging Sunday

Their company is called Uprooted. Says it all I think.

https://www.uprooted.group/team/

"Over there" FFS.

They're basically admitting they have no ties to the area and no real knowledge of it. Hopefully there'll be a lot of competition, but shotgun one of the first bricks.

They sound like they could be the caterers to JRM.

OG Velocio! Those bars are amazing - and what's going on with the transmission?

I hate making fun of appearances but James Morris bears a striking resemblance to "Call Me Dave"

Yes, I want to know this too

Ali Baba is the best place for chips in a pitta with salad. I love the guys in there. I always make sure to say good evening and thanks in Turkish, always get extra portions, haha.

Insider information. I love chips in pitta with salad so will give it a try from there. Super Kebab's chips in pitta with salad is good but mad overpriced.

@Cazakstan @NurseHolliday used to live on the junction of Shacklewell. If any of you dig Chilli/Spice, get to Umut 2000 round the corner. Aside from the kick ass name, anything they put their chilli sauce on will melt your socks.

Ali Baba's wraps are solid gold.
Also second vote Super Kebab.

Damn I miss a good kebab..

It's a "bi-chain" with two sprockets each side giving four gears or eight, I think there are two chainrings each side, - one of Velocio's own builds about 1909/10.