This morning's commute and other commuting stories

I used to hate the snotrocketing, a certain tnrc luminary of old did it lots and I would be a bit wierd about it.

More recently I have discovered its benefits. I like the comment to the driver^^. I think I suffer from rhinitis caused specifically by air pollution.

re snot - I use these

You just reminded me. I want a headband for turbo.

I use a false hand to snot into too! And there I thought I was the only one

Snot rockets are fine.

They have so many uses.

In your opinion. Everyone else thinks its fucking disgusting.

Not everyone else.
In fact, if you look on the last page I think there are two people who are in support of them.

Of course, we'd need data to make a statement like "the majority" or "a substantial proportion" or even "a significant number of".

Why don't you do a survey or something?

Just had a driver in a delivery van turn left on me on the south east corner in regents - cunt thought he was in chaingang. I know a near miss isn't a hit but would have been a smash up if I didn't slam on the anchors.

Edit: Are anchors slammed on?

Normally dropped, but its a free country so what you do with your anchors is up to you.

Not only did I buy a headband but I bought matching wrist bands too!

#savethesnotrocket

Fatherhood had made me somewhat more tolerant of bodily excretions. Using public transport over winter has effectively reversed this. Snot rockets are indeed disgusting but if I had to get rid of them or car exhaust I know which I'd go for..

#pointlessexample

I wish sniff more people sniff would snotrocket before sniff they got on sniff the sniff Tube.

#prayforsnotrocket

#Bringbackspitoons

Snotoons.

Now they've been rebranded as snotrockets they some how seem more fun.

Snatting.

I do snotrockets when I'm out in the countryside but generally not in town.

I only do snotrockets when I'm near LFGSS posters...

It's not snot that comes out of that hole. and we have a restraining order against that.

It appears my phone has made a bid for freedom and leaped out of my jersey pocket on my commute between Priory lane and Victoria somewhere.

I know someone has picked it up, what do we think the chances are I'll get it back?

Slim.

Even when I've found phones and managed to extract contact details to try and return them, fuckers have not answered or ignored contact or whatever. I did get a bottle of wine for handing one back though.

I'm a fucking little angel aren't I?

Call the phone and see if they answer.

I have tried, the phone is on silent and there’s no answer.

My partner can see where it is via friend finder though and it’s still turned on