Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

• perfectly installed phone holder + leather gloves
  

there's not a single racist or homophobic slur on it either!

Hahaha. Not sure if that was autocorrect or me being dense but either way I'm not correcting it.

That's made me feel a bit ill actually... good find.

ehhhhhhhhh...

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pukesoncock

That bike looks like it has goitre.

I bet they did this when they 'designed' that ST:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfI-ogjF6o8/?hl=en&taken-by=squidbikes

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possibly the first gold build that looks good, would still respray anything with a yellow hue though

body language...

https://www.ebay.com/itm/372133026309
https://www.ebay.com/itm/112637634609

The state of these 2. Most notably the gap between the headtube and the lug on the black one and the lug-lining on the pink one.

I once had a bad case of the vent noir, but I chugged some milk of magnesia and it went away.

"It still has the bobbles on the tyres"

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An uncanny likeness.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I knew that this would appear here.

Surely someone, somewhere along the way from concept, through design, through manufacture might have asked 'are you sure?' and stopped it from seeing the light of day.

I don't think I'd mind it so much if it were purely form following (perceived) function, but there are obviously elements there that are 'styled' to look as they do too.

Yes, 'how?' is the question! Beyond the dreadful idea, the execution is bizarre as well. The tubes don't look like they leave the lugs straight, head tube is weird, spacers, mechanical discs on a £6k bike....

Featherlight!
22 lbs

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Awesome. Are they sram red road cranks? hilaire.

With a Red rear derailleur, a Campy front and a nice big dent on the bottom of the seat stay

surprised that fits.

This is dope. No way BAP-WTGW