The World's Fattest Man with no bike! aka - find hippy a new bike aka - Just get ( fill in blank )

Oh it gets better. The caliper is actually fucked. So I got the wheel in, all good and then proceeded to pump brake fluid onto the floor from the piston. Dead piston or seal or somethign. New caliper required.

I'll be riding the almost indestructible PX Stealth tomorrow.