Yep, every day now I wake up, don a rubber face mask of Prince Phillip, wrap myself in neon bunting and furiously tug off to the strains of God Save the Queen on full volume.
Then I emerge from my tent pitched on The Mall and conduct impromptu and free tours of the local area for visiting tourists.
Yep, every day now I wake up, don a rubber face mask of Prince Phillip, wrap myself in neon bunting and furiously tug off to the strains of God Save the Queen on full volume.
Then I emerge from my tent pitched on The Mall and conduct impromptu and free tours of the local area for visiting tourists.
It's the least I can do.