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  • Yep, every day now I wake up, don a rubber face mask of Prince Phillip, wrap myself in neon bunting and furiously tug off to the strains of God Save the Queen on full volume.

    Then I emerge from my tent pitched on The Mall and conduct impromptu and free tours of the local area for visiting tourists.

    It's the least I can do.

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