Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

As a colourblind person this hurts to look at

That's rad.

The spokes are shit but otherwise that's awesome

Build is fine - but the owner has taste issues

It's like someone who worked at Salsa had some sort of a breakdown.

I was thinking that looked fine until I saw the cranks

From the gold mine of fixiegram

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Top one is framebagoptimized™ design.

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Tester has to go shopping sometimes.

VR helmet

#aeroiseverything

Amazing. Road clipless shoes without cleats but with straps?

You do not understand how much I see this everyday and it still messes my head!

Seriously, just keep looking. Subtly incredible.

Aero lid + Aviators + basket + handlebars pointing at the sky + pink filter water bottle / sock matching genius + top tube side mounted D-lock holster + loose fitting cages + earphones in (on the traffic side as well) + clipless clips...

And they are Tri shoes.

Ah wondered why they looked as though they had a rubberised sole.

cross chain too

Wheel reflectors, double rear reflectors, single bottle cage in the wrong position, non-cycling water bottle, handlebar-mounted phone, dork disc, valve caps, excess inner brake cables, front mudguard too short, no mud flaps... The list goes on and on!

awkward

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Life is too short for bad fonts

that paint scheme qualifies as tasteful for a colnago, so it goes to reason it needs a hideous font to balance things out

single bottle cage in the wrong position

Technically, that's usually the right position if you're only going to have one and you believe that #aeroiseverything

His Instagram is riddled with spelling/grammar errors. I assumed it's because he's always in a rush...