• I aim to please.

    Unless I'm punching, then I aim to hurt.

    Yes, inanimate objects feel pain, in my mind telly at least.

  • Surely irl too?
    I always apologise to whatever appliance I lost my temper with and uprooted across the lino.
    I do believe in karma though and what is it, something like 80% of all fatal accidents at home are in kitchens?
    (citation needed)

About

Avatar for .mo. @.mo. started