Epic fail

Its not epic but ...

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I've never had a diary because I don't like them.

Was at a do today, someone laid out a buffet for lunch. Not a huge thing, there were about 20 of us. Just before we went to eat it the table collapsed at one end and the whole lot slid into a heap, orange juice sarnies pizza tortillas samosas etc.
Nothing but the oranges and bananas was edible and everyone was hungry, not epic but quite a table leg fail.

Tesco bag for life fail .
Poor chap standing there after paying for what could have been £100+ worth of Xmas spirit booze with just the bag handles in his hand.

Poor chap - "WTF ! "
Tesco - " housekeeper to customer till area please - glass spillage"

I didn't hang around as there was little I could do and a small crowd was gathering.

I'm getting more great phishing emails

https://i.imgur.com/aSEOiBj.png

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Looks legit

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeduQ3agqUL/

Need to take that to your LBS; see if it's still safe to ride.

Probably one for Epic WTF too:

https://twitter.com/DanNixon92

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It's borderline; could be unsafe.

Evans will have the definitive answer...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/28/fitness-tracking-app-gives-away-location-of-secret-us-army-bases

That hat!

http://theradavist.com/2018/01/scotty-2-hotty-and-his-musa-nishiki/#5

How does having a 1 1/8" head tube prove the bike was made in the 90s?

I didn't even read the blurb, the hat made me shut the tab.

I'm usually able to look away at the scene of a crash...

Socks and sandals >>>>>>

Probably something specific to that builder rather than 90s bike in general.

Hey! Ich bin deutscher.

Big shout-out to myHermes who delivered a very expensive and very important parcel straight into the bin and then posted the note to say this through someone else's door.

Bonus points for anyone that can tell me what happened next?

Fuuuuck

What was it?

Hopefully something you purchased and the vendor is responsible for the delivery.

..the bin lorry came?

Your next door neighbour stole it.

Something something frozen sausages?