• I got told off for RLJing yesterday morning. It was pretty weird because it was by someone who was safely crossing the road in front of me as I was stopped at a red light. "You know red lights apply to you too right?" "Yeah, that's why I fucking stopped".

    I mean, I do RLJ from time to time but they don't know that.

  • I ended up in a full on facedown with a pissed twat who threw a bottle of beer at me while crossing the road. It was a red light and I was trackstanding, I had been trackstanding for some time, this guy started crossing just as the lights turned amber and I started to go, saw him, and stopped again back into a trackstand, he screamed at me that it was a red light and threw his beer at me, despite the fact that by that point it was green for me and he'd started crossing on a red man, so I followed him on to the pavement and thought about a drive by punch to the back of the head but settled for calling him a cunt to his face.

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