"well I built a super-short wheelbase bike for internet lulz then I thought what better to pair it with than the next big trend in barefoot feel cycle shoes but I forgot about toe overlap and the fact i'd fitted a front mudguard made out of upcycled katana blades because it sounded expensive and japanesey which is as #buyer as it gets."
"How did you lose your toe @amey ?"
"well I built a super-short wheelbase bike for internet lulz then I thought what better to pair it with than the next big trend in barefoot feel cycle shoes but I forgot about toe overlap and the fact i'd fitted a front mudguard made out of upcycled katana blades because it sounded expensive and japanesey which is as #buyer as it gets."