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How about this: design some sort of suspension system that pumps up a tank - basically stick a mini-pump between your steerer and crown - then you have a trigger on your bars with a hopper of frozen sausages and a paintball-gun-type thing on your stem. When you see a road user doing something naughty you put them down with a frozen sausage in the back of the head.
James Bond/nail-gun, No Country For Old Men/doorknob type situation.
frankenbike
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Needs moar frozen sausage involvement. 5/10
Edit: in error, I may have typed 'Omar frozen sausage'. I'd like to make it clear that I now realise he has nothing to do with this and I apologise should he have found this offensive in any way.