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Needs moar frozen sausage involvement. 5/10
Edit: in error, I may have typed 'Omar frozen sausage'. I'd like to make it clear that I now realise he has nothing to do with this and I apologise should he have found this offensive in any way.
c00ps-
How about this: design some sort of suspension system that pumps up a tank - basically stick a mini-pump between your steerer and crown - then you have a trigger on your bars with a hopper of frozen sausages and a paintball-gun-type thing on your stem. When you see a road user doing something naughty you put them down with a frozen sausage in the back of the head.
James Bond/nail-gun, No Country For Old Men/doorknob type situation.
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Fact of the day I was once in a pizza restaurant and Omar and a lady friend were sat next to us, our pizzas arrived and me and my mates all sang' There's nothing like this...anywhere else in South East London' we may have consuming large amounts of alcohol before hand. Fair play to Omar he took it in the manner it was intended and was actually quite surprised we knew who he was.
frankenbike
CanonAxe
Right I can see that this is going to turn into an argument that I'm sure has been had about 200 times before on here. I regret saying anything. So let's just talk about something else eh?
Edit: how about we talk about helmets or brakes, can't imagine that being controversial